tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-45367445373713512452024-02-19T03:08:19.271+00:00Charles Nove's Blog. Voice-over, Radio, Routemasters and more.Assorted malarkey from British Radio Broadcaster, Scottish Voice-over artist and intrepid Routemaster Bus adventurer Charles NoveCharles Novehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08534129017054877066noreply@blogger.comBlogger72125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4536744537371351245.post-27897507264281070772013-08-10T15:38:00.000+01:002013-08-10T15:38:11.823+01:00Website refreshedThere's a new look to my website, at <a href="http://www.charlesnove.com/">www.charlesnove.com</a> and newer blog posts will appear there, cunningly hidden behind the <strong>Blog </strong>link.<br />
<br />Do come and visit, won't you?Charles Novehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08534129017054877066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4536744537371351245.post-10813092870041563302012-11-02T16:19:00.000+00:002012-11-02T19:41:19.662+00:00s'a vile old world out there!<span style="font-family: Calibri;">As someone who’s been associated with the BBC for a fair old
time now, I find I’m being asked a variety of questions about the ghastly Jimmy
Savile affair.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">For what it’s worth, here’s my personal take. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I neither have, nor claim, any specialist
knowledge of the matter; this is personal opinion only.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><u><strong>Did people know about Savile?</strong></u><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>There were certainly rumours.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I remember, on moving to the BBC in London in
1981, being told various gossipy things by my new colleagues, and these
included: “Savile likes them young” and “don’t get on the wrong side of Jimmy
Savile if you value your kneecaps”.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">No actual evidence, of course, just part of the pack of
character-sketch gossip shared with the new boy, alongside other snippets of
variable authenticity, such as:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><em>“Watch
out for Person X, he’s certifiably insane”</em> (he was); <em>“Person B is a raving
nympho”</em> (not in my experience);<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><em>“Person
F is too mean to ever buy the drinks”</em> (true);<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span><em>“Person W is convinced people are out to kill him”</em> (they may well have been,
no-one could blame them, but they’ve not succeeded yet and they’ve had decades
to try!).<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><u><strong>Did the BBC know?</strong></u><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>It would be difficult to believe that nobody in the upper echelons of
the management had heard the rumours, but does that mean <strong>The BBC</strong>, as a body
corporate, definitely knew what was going on?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>In my view, no.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Could efforts
have been made to investigate the rumours?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Perhaps, though who would have made those efforts?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The BBC’s in-house Investigations unit was,
back then, principally concerned with theft of property, or fingers-in-the-expenses
affairs.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It wasn’t a quasi-police
operation.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The Personnel Department was
responsible for the behaviour of members of staff, and those on staff-style
contracts, but Savile would never have been on their books; as a freelance
contributor, he’d have been “managed” by whichever programming department had
booked him for a show.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And, of course,
the business of programming departments and channel controllers is getting
programmes made and broadcast, not running investigations.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">It’s also worth noting that the world was a very different
place throughout most of the Savile era.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Whilst in no way excusing what seems to have gone on – and there’s never
any excuse for rape and/or child abuse – concepts such as grubby old men
letching after young flesh were accepted as core components of British
humour.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Slap, tickle, chase, touch, snigger,
grope, it was all a bit of laugh, wasn’t it?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Well, no, it turns out that some of it wasn’t, actually, but those were
different times, and the people for whom it was not a laugh had far fewer
opportunities to speak out and be heard than they would now. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><u><strong>Could it happen again now?</strong></u><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>No.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>And, in a sense, yes.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Yes,
insofar as bad behaviour by some stars is still routinely tolerated and covered
up.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Not just at the BBC, but throughout
the entertainment industry.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>To pretend
otherwise is nonsense.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The brutal truth of Showbiz
is, as it has always been, that if you want to have big star entertainers, you
have to deal with the fact that some of them will not be the perfectly balanced
human beings you might wish for.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Whether
it be drink, drugs, girls, boys, kleptomania, sheep, there are foibles, some
benign, others not.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>As a manager in an
entertainment organisation, you are driven to get the best value from your stars and,
on occasion, that may mean there’s <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>pressure to look the other way. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><br /></span>Lower
down the ladder, for Production people, there can sometimes be an
uncomfortable tightrope to walk.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Imagine, for example,
a scenario in which the star you’ve been tasked with producing behaves
repeatedly in a way you consider unacceptable.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Supposing, say, he insists on getting his penis out and waving at you,
before urinating in a paper cup and offering you the contents.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You’re not enjoying this and you go to the
boss to complain.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>In the <em>Human Resources</em> text book,
the boss listens sympathetically, investigates and then deals firmly with the miscreant.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>On planet real-life, there’s no guarantee the
boss will do any such thing, and every probability that, if you go in proclaiming
that the town ain’t big enough for the both of you, you’ll find yourself on the next
outa-town bus to Nowheresville, while Mr Willy Waver moves on to wave his
member at your hapless successor.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">The stars still have great power.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>The entertainment management are in thrall to them.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Not only do they hold the key to ratings
success, but they hold sway with the managers’ personal prestige too.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Channel controllers bask in the reflected
glory of their big signings and they won’t let that go easily. If there’s a
threat, the first instinct will often still be to “circle the wagons”.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>In some sectors, too, there may sometimes be
an uncomfortable closeness between stars’ agents and broadcast management.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Too many invitations to glittering dinners,
and sometimes hedonistic events, may have a dangerously corrosive effect on
strong objective decision-making.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">In those ways, the system is as flawed as ever.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>So, <u>could</u> Savile happen again?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Yes, but then again, no.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>No, largely because of today’s access to
communications and technology.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The whole
world of Social Media and mass communication would now spread the story with
speed, and it is now easier for a concerned in-house whistleblower to get word out. Improvements in communications
also mean that Police forces are now able to share intelligence and correlate
those serial allegations which, a decade or
two ago, would have been seen in isolation and then consigned to a soon-to-be-forgotten drawer in the local
card index.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And, crucially, the tide is
turning in favour of victims, who have more ways of speaking out and will,
hopefully, be growing in confidence that they will be listened to.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><u>Resignations at the BBC? </u><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>There may well be, but it’s hard to see how
they’ll be more than sacrificial scalps, and I hope that the BBC and the Trust
will be able to keep in proportion the sometimes hysterical calls from the
Press, a sector - let's remember - with little of which to be proud when it comes to either<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>outing Savile or honestly investigating its
own errors and omissions. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Charles Novehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08534129017054877066noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4536744537371351245.post-21380953218720781802010-08-25T16:46:00.014+01:002010-09-16T10:06:21.968+01:00Eggheads and moreNow, where was I....? Doesn't time fly when you're having fun?!<br /><br />Since last we met, my travels have taken me to <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Glasgow, Swindon and Belfast</span>. The key headlines from each: <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Tricky Questions; Concrete Jungle; Fowl Alert</span>.<br /><br />So, the Glasgow trip first. I'm always glad of an excuse to return to my home town, so when the makers of the BBC 2 quiz show <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-STYLE: italic">Eggheads</span> extended an invitation, I was delighted to accept. They're lining up a series of "Celebrity" episodes for transmission sometime near Christmas, and some bright spark had thought of having a team of Voice-over Artists. First challenge, when we arrived for the show? Choose a team name. This was the subject of hot debate, over a cold lunch. I can exclusively reveal that the final choice was <span style="FONT-STYLE: italic">Rent-a-Gob</span>. Elegant, don't you think?<br />That's about all I can reveal, without spoiling the various surprises of the show, but here's a glimpse of our team:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrRIOdYj9libKaKusI4Hq-H0QN5YiPZYQj5PgdZxsjN6dMy39towov27-rp7ErBCKrIm99VMjNWLSSui1FwQ7-9wGlkUxs0Z-CMq3bECf_r_bLAFP-uFMnXjKbHkdLne-UFiHVZSJmmR6N/s1600/eggheads.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5509741651259317410" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 249px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrRIOdYj9libKaKusI4Hq-H0QN5YiPZYQj5PgdZxsjN6dMy39towov27-rp7ErBCKrIm99VMjNWLSSui1FwQ7-9wGlkUxs0Z-CMq3bECf_r_bLAFP-uFMnXjKbHkdLne-UFiHVZSJmmR6N/s400/eggheads.JPG" border="0" /></a><br />(L to R) Redd Pepper, Me, Jon "Weakest Link" Briggs, Steve Punt, Mitch Johnson.<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-STYLE: italic">Eggheads</span> is made at the BBC studios in Glasgow. Always nicely nostalgic for me to work there, as it was BBC Scotland that gave me my first professional broadcasting job, back in 1978. The fine old building in which I worked has now been reduced to rubble, and the site awaits eventual redevelopment (rather more eventual than was envisaged, it turns out!) while the Beeb now occupies a glossy glass box in the heart of town beside the Clyde.<br />I did most of my growing-up in a house across the road from the old BBC building, so it was always just sitting there when I looked out of the window. On the occasion of this visit, I was staying in a hotel just across the river from the new building, so there was something slightly familiar about the concept of eating breakfast whilst looking out at the day's workplace only yards away. Fortunately, I did manage to remember that it was now a river, not a road, that lay in between home and work, so feet remained dry!<br />And as for the quiz itself, well, I won't spoil the surprise (transmission is due shortly before Christmas), but I would refer you to that headline I mentioned....<br /><br /><br />And so to Swindon, the latest venue for our periodical Radio Lags' Night Out, that jolly fixture which brings together a disparate array of wireless practitioners intent on (a) a good time; (b) a drink or two; (c) foul and contemptible gossip; and (d) staying awake til long after bedtime. I am pleased to report that all of the above was achieved, but there was a time when it was looking a little questionable. Swindon must have one of Britain's least navigable town centres. <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg55UW4I1qc2f-CHiqMK30Q0HLgz-k-TLIjxsgnYqDvWpiv-3Ff2_qqZBq8A8yTrrlRyLiMENH3GEVLQodb0fi6xk4lE70mIcsxKwbiTwC2bBwMTiJETbQFLSDGrvgMu9_HVBCBIhgmdS-H/s1600/swindon.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5509732859008185890" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 284px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg55UW4I1qc2f-CHiqMK30Q0HLgz-k-TLIjxsgnYqDvWpiv-3Ff2_qqZBq8A8yTrrlRyLiMENH3GEVLQodb0fi6xk4lE70mIcsxKwbiTwC2bBwMTiJETbQFLSDGrvgMu9_HVBCBIhgmdS-H/s400/swindon.jpg" border="0" /></a> A veritable feast of that greying 1970s concrete, it gives little quarter to the casual visitor. The famous Magic Roundabout (pictured above) is definitely a highlight. A quick Google of the postcode for our budget hotel had brought up a rather vague location. The newly built commercial estate on which it sits is sufficiently newly built to be absent from the map, but it appeared to be within a couple of miles of the railway station. No worries, I thought, I'll get a cab from the station. This was a good idea. And I should have stuck to it. So, what went wrong? Well, I fell for the yarn spun by a Swindon taxi driver at the station. He assured me that the hotel I wanted was just round the corner, so close that it made no sense to go by cab and I'd be there in a trice if I just wandered up the road and turned right. I set off, trying to ignore the drizzling rain, and followed the directions. Moments later, I found myself facing an array of featureless buildings and a hotel or two. But not<span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"> my</span> hotel. I continued to wander, but the mystery just deepened. Then I saw a row of Bus Stops, with maps. Phew! I even found a service that listed a destination with a similar name to my hotel's location. Simples! Now, which way should I be going? This side of the road or t'other? I tried wandering into the local Bus Station, but the uniformed figure lounging against the wall had no idea and just gestured vaguely in the direction of the street from which I'd just come. Muttering darkly, I returned to the Bus Stop Maze to review my options. At that, a gaggle of local Pensioners fluttered in and roosted on the seats in the shelter. "Might any of you ladies know the way to Kembury Street?" I ventured. None of them, it transpired, had any clue where Kembury Street was. Sadly this proved no impediment to a lengthy group discussion about where it <em>might</em> be. I swear I was stuck there for 10 minutes listening to the theories. I left none the wiser, and with the heady aroma of Algipan assaulting my sinuses!<br /><br /><p>And so, dear friends, we draw a veil on Swindon and move on to matters Fowl.<br /><br />This was a trip to Northern Ireland, to visit some friends in farming territory on the outskirts of Belfast. Very enjoyable, with good hospitality and fine fresh air. And some scary wildlife...</p><p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfJSYQrtwOqu2Ys9rGIMybWjTgtbsIELfHrILR2lpPFlqqSSovIN8Oc0WLv0SiLnwKnCVoITq92alj7Rq9CQuP6vmd7H3kUooyKqvoIjJGKv9WPeErejkP7ELAMNE9CQBDcVFgGv-lr7QN/s1600/chicken2.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5509756843602133794" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 250px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfJSYQrtwOqu2Ys9rGIMybWjTgtbsIELfHrILR2lpPFlqqSSovIN8Oc0WLv0SiLnwKnCVoITq92alj7Rq9CQuP6vmd7H3kUooyKqvoIjJGKv9WPeErejkP7ELAMNE9CQBDcVFgGv-lr7QN/s400/chicken2.JPG" border="0" /></a> This is Cogburn. The rooster. And, yes, he comes complete with a John Wayne swagger and a "don't mess with me matey" attitude. I never expected to be cowed by an aggressive chicken, but encountering Cogburn changed all that! He patrols his territory thoroughly, sizes you up and then runs at you. If he gets close enough, he then leaps into the air, turns his heel spurs your way and digs in with vigour. The approved technique is to push him away with your foot while you prepare to scarper. He reacts to this rather in the manner of one of those town-centre drunks you see on <em><strong>Police Camera ASBO Danger Reality Crime Wars Uncut</strong> </em>when you can't find anything worth watching on Sky, staggering backwards, neck puffing, shoulders swinging, before rushing forward for Round Two.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEix4YGQbDa_KIvzLD63dQhPBhWqH7C9ovJYqYoIKgtXz04bNIWi0sXdSKv7Hyg2sguo1oSfg8esxbaM4GAq7RZD86TM_g_2nr6djuBY7OictTCQyrK8iAHptOVo9TpFyskyNQRuwNAJ-_Ri/s1600/chicken1.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5509756840089245762" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 268px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEix4YGQbDa_KIvzLD63dQhPBhWqH7C9ovJYqYoIKgtXz04bNIWi0sXdSKv7Hyg2sguo1oSfg8esxbaM4GAq7RZD86TM_g_2nr6djuBY7OictTCQyrK8iAHptOVo9TpFyskyNQRuwNAJ-_Ri/s400/chicken1.JPG" border="0" /></a>Keeping my eyes fixed on the hostile fowl, I started to reverse slowly towards the safety of the house. It was going fine until I heard a threatening hiss and a loud HONK! Oh Lord, now it's the bl**dy Geese!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7O0g6OcmmK89lD0eXl1Av3KJwnu7uby7m9_YkNTr7FY8kzBlaP6Ag7YmfH-dOGEXo-WjCHxiswUyYnXMhWylb2WJ_WjZp6-R0pS6R9AVGvZOVMLzorDXXQ6s1UqFtvmqdQJU6m80Ssc0G/s1600/geese.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5509756834872846418" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 256px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7O0g6OcmmK89lD0eXl1Av3KJwnu7uby7m9_YkNTr7FY8kzBlaP6Ag7YmfH-dOGEXo-WjCHxiswUyYnXMhWylb2WJ_WjZp6-R0pS6R9AVGvZOVMLzorDXXQ6s1UqFtvmqdQJU6m80Ssc0G/s400/geese.JPG" border="0" /></a>This gorgeous family of feathered beauties wander round the farm according to some unpublished schedule all their own. The fact that you're standing there is no reason to change their plan. George, the Boss Goose (the girl is called Mildred!) simply walks up to you and delivers a series of clear messages: stretched neck and hissing, honking, wing flapping and the repeated thwack of webbed feet on tarmac. It doesn't take a genius to translate. Two words, and the second one is "off". I beat a hasty retreat.</p><p>You know, I don't think the farming life is for me!</p>Charles Novehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08534129017054877066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4536744537371351245.post-84449916312939529772010-07-18T11:20:00.005+01:002010-07-18T12:52:13.317+01:00Fab song - and a funny bit of musical history!<p>I've been enjoying the new album from Eliza Doolittle, not least for this song, "Pack Up".<br /><object height="295" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/L1R--qzltJY&hl=en_GB&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/L1R--qzltJY&hl=en_GB&fs=1" width="480" height="295" allowscriptaccess="never" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object></p><p>As an inveterate reader of sleeve notes, I was surprised to find a full credit in there for the writers and publishers of "Pack Up Your Troubles In Your Old Kit Bag (and smile, smile, smile)". I'd have taken a flying guess that an old World War 1 marching song would be well and truly out of copyright by now, but not so. </p><p>It was published in 1915, the work of two brothers, George and Felix Powell (lyric and music respectively). Indeed, it won a competition in that year for Best Morale-boosting Song. UK copyright generally subsists for 70 years after the year in which the composer dies so, since George Powell stayed with us until 1951 (sadly, Felix committed suicide in 1942), the work is well and truly still in copyright.</p><p>It's an object lesson in never assuming you know the copyright position of an elderly work!</p><p>Happy Birthday to you, as frequently sung at family celebrations, is another problematic copyright case, as a few media outlets have discovered to their cost over the years. But let's not go there now!</p><p>****************************<br />Meantime, in another part of the forest....</p><p>.....regular visitors will know that I always enjoy oddities from the world of "Signage". Here's a recent sighting:<br /></p><br /><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEij4M5nh-Zlxp-6oHzNeH-1cmfMn0XR4LtfvEJm1ppXhTF2nFchf-7cwL5FnuMGzFMHcfkAOOFDqqQ3qiQnyglnVeQjvsZPEt7IIMIYTKhzBSmLZjjUbaWrBlP1FLTlOnccXP0vy6UjGAce/s1600/disabledsign.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5495210587839529122" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 239px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEij4M5nh-Zlxp-6oHzNeH-1cmfMn0XR4LtfvEJm1ppXhTF2nFchf-7cwL5FnuMGzFMHcfkAOOFDqqQ3qiQnyglnVeQjvsZPEt7IIMIYTKhzBSmLZjjUbaWrBlP1FLTlOnccXP0vy6UjGAce/s400/disabledsign.JPG" border="0" /></a></p>So many questions! Does this establishment have a particular problem with people fondling the signs? Are they only touching it because they are blind and that's how you read Braille? If they are, then how is an added sign in plain English going to resolve the problem?Charles Novehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08534129017054877066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4536744537371351245.post-19196271168465228432010-06-11T14:32:00.017+01:002010-06-11T16:53:01.449+01:00All at sea .... the conclusion!Now then .... where was I ..... ? Ah yes! At sea.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg67sr7NJnpRaNhge2E5LM6vbZGExKD_PWMs0WCZKE2ERiFftpS9nQGdUoNRYcTHtkUusgg0Vg-vepG8RXEIv6X9cuk_6JscfUwnyRjgXGtgpwSj-dNAxv5uLnCj-RyT3CiSrIKx7HiFCtE/s1600/xsea.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg67sr7NJnpRaNhge2E5LM6vbZGExKD_PWMs0WCZKE2ERiFftpS9nQGdUoNRYcTHtkUusgg0Vg-vepG8RXEIv6X9cuk_6JscfUwnyRjgXGtgpwSj-dNAxv5uLnCj-RyT3CiSrIKx7HiFCtE/s400/xsea.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5481509023498514194" border="0" /></a>In our last, thrilling instalment, you found me contemplating a rush back to the UK, from Barcelona, to cover important broadcasting commitments.<br />Two things then conspired to obstruct that carefully honed plan: The British Airways cabin crew strike and the Icelandic Volcano. With Alan Dedicoat unable to leave London, there was only one thing for it: I would have to stay on the ship for the duration.<br />This was, clearly, terrible news. <br />I retreated immediately to the nearest bar to consider the situation. Whilst considering, I was momentarily distracted by Pudsey, the Children-in-Need bear, who had commandeered the piano, in a shameless attempt to serenade Radio 2 <span style="font-style: italic;">Pause for Thought</span> favourite, the Reverend Ruth Scott.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBEDKh5D8In-ZbqKiLK_Z_kGxCTZElyTKMfQvIE6vfKT05uJkWzVpiSar2ARttvHm8ui5fROy6u1PcDkoL5cIngbMP5TMFItF-53837-QaGaDsqWlDSR12CLhn353VaGSJe_K1Tr-c7fU_/s1600/xPudsey+and+Ruth+piano.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 290px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBEDKh5D8In-ZbqKiLK_Z_kGxCTZElyTKMfQvIE6vfKT05uJkWzVpiSar2ARttvHm8ui5fROy6u1PcDkoL5cIngbMP5TMFItF-53837-QaGaDsqWlDSR12CLhn353VaGSJe_K1Tr-c7fU_/s400/xPudsey+and+Ruth+piano.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5481509035521793122" border="0" /></a>Mind you, I'm sure she welcomed the light relief after her tough session moderating <span style="font-style: italic;">"A Natter With Nove"</span> in the ship's theatre....<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3d9xubltkkt2kp9ku86IxB-VuqJ5WaKZKNOQv96SC5xLXwQDnEubAgo2ekVV2eCfB9Q1qzBAXF-6d9e4eH5aD7rQ90iiwKV-C079QiKGLQJcbSWaoGaddUflPZ-ZeufZL75tGRri84b94/s1600/Chalres+and+Ruth.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3d9xubltkkt2kp9ku86IxB-VuqJ5WaKZKNOQv96SC5xLXwQDnEubAgo2ekVV2eCfB9Q1qzBAXF-6d9e4eH5aD7rQ90iiwKV-C079QiKGLQJcbSWaoGaddUflPZ-ZeufZL75tGRri84b94/s400/Chalres+and+Ruth.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5481518226858299650" border="0" /></a>Having come to terms with the shocking fact that I was to be imprisoned on the ship, risking life and limb to thoroughly test Cunard's legendary hospitality, I felt a little light exercise was called for. Here we see a brief venture into Line Dancing, with me and my colleague John "Boggy" Marsh being given expert coaching by Lucy Quipment of the TOGS party.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiguk0z43EygUKfrtteLT60ff2A07iHpODW04B1MALQ6biyZlVyKQIPYP0pZejqFhZGrbwpwsQuAulRBvLrJ2GeLHXIopEx14ILG8V7ReqtYXNvSyyX0zRXzM3fGm7yLCo7f-I7R6XI_fpG/s1600/xLucy+teaches+Charles+and+John.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 275px; height: 307px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiguk0z43EygUKfrtteLT60ff2A07iHpODW04B1MALQ6biyZlVyKQIPYP0pZejqFhZGrbwpwsQuAulRBvLrJ2GeLHXIopEx14ILG8V7ReqtYXNvSyyX0zRXzM3fGm7yLCo7f-I7R6XI_fpG/s400/xLucy+teaches+Charles+and+John.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5481510106687041890" border="0" /></a>John is not accustomed to vigorous exercise (or any exercise, come to that) and had prompt recourse to the poolside bar for emergency refreshment. This is a man who has two garden sheds so, naturally, the Pina Coladas had to double up too.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8rbJ3fCb8ia8pgw19RtZhCU62-uqSoB3lRH78RuyV7XENyQyk5wXPmxC5U-InFRVPgysF6LAqZ9sx_6MEYv99lsFYfbH3TCwS55rP86WroL7dVZFmn-tB3UonwiX_ngNlYPDtpAZo1oup/s1600/xboggydrink.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 293px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8rbJ3fCb8ia8pgw19RtZhCU62-uqSoB3lRH78RuyV7XENyQyk5wXPmxC5U-InFRVPgysF6LAqZ9sx_6MEYv99lsFYfbH3TCwS55rP86WroL7dVZFmn-tB3UonwiX_ngNlYPDtpAZo1oup/s400/xboggydrink.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5481509043315460914" border="0" /></a>And so, to Cannes, at the height of the world-famous Film Festival. The mighty Queen Victoria anchored in the bay, next to some smaller, but pretty impressive neighbours, like this motor yacht Octopus. Note the<span style="font-weight: bold;"> two</span> helicopters! There's also a submarine tucked away somewhere in there. The owner is one of the founders of Microsoft. He didn't invite us for cocktails. Miserable sod!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7t81FfQV0ZJnFWhLWkEssQkAvq8ke8beWRdO-R8BjaRWTNLGmJmPy21d28JqmpPEIeH7D8thTOriaTIdu92vFV7_3RVCmecrb3dKfA3_2JdCLeD8KetCTPHiVzt1ygmBQpUvtPthCHHTD/s1600/xsuperyacht.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 259px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7t81FfQV0ZJnFWhLWkEssQkAvq8ke8beWRdO-R8BjaRWTNLGmJmPy21d28JqmpPEIeH7D8thTOriaTIdu92vFV7_3RVCmecrb3dKfA3_2JdCLeD8KetCTPHiVzt1ygmBQpUvtPthCHHTD/s400/xsuperyacht.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5481509028464069602" border="0" /></a>But all was not lost! Ashore, our PR supremo, Dan Kirkby (of the legendary Kirkby Monahan Publicity) somehow secured us a place in a comfortable beachfront venue (something about an international porn star, but I didn't like to ask). A bottle of chilled Rosé, a touch of Calvados, a proper French Tarte Aux Pommes and a chance to admire the way the locals had managed to set up a leather dining suite on the sand and keep it looking stylish...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmEwJbhyof5K1gHNwSwbiQQlWVE9SBfSDE_voEFO982hny2NgNk6a8NKPeAgjYyUXBsQ4Br1nqJbnNp2x83y0VaDUaQMfFC49HT6H6G9uEAg_DJKt7rnnyZem_piKXtKxHsZ7Ofx7VC-So/s1600/xcannesbeach.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmEwJbhyof5K1gHNwSwbiQQlWVE9SBfSDE_voEFO982hny2NgNk6a8NKPeAgjYyUXBsQ4Br1nqJbnNp2x83y0VaDUaQMfFC49HT6H6G9uEAg_DJKt7rnnyZem_piKXtKxHsZ7Ofx7VC-So/s400/xcannesbeach.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5481509711500007794" border="0" /></a>Meanwhile, on the main drag, a fine array of ladders erected by the eager Press corps, awaited action on the red carpet.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrZcCSFT_UWV9oVjSjwiUEljtouOX5mygyCf5S_qKz18cfwUPilGUlu6lOWJhpPpayBRXGxM-1xpkuk2uFE_h2_JaEcMFmIr701c4MuagSgN0CXZel6J2FrfhNXHeXepf5Av0lbxb6SUnq/s1600/xcannesladders.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrZcCSFT_UWV9oVjSjwiUEljtouOX5mygyCf5S_qKz18cfwUPilGUlu6lOWJhpPpayBRXGxM-1xpkuk2uFE_h2_JaEcMFmIr701c4MuagSgN0CXZel6J2FrfhNXHeXepf5Av0lbxb6SUnq/s400/xcannesladders.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5481509721250556050" border="0" /></a>I tried to provide some of the aforementioned action, but they seemed unimpressed!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitw_miwZk9OXon0snd2CZhGGns5owvQKKNTneHMeLVuK6-OfxFw6mwtQthO4tKvSkikkxzt_jWLQCxIfBqxgapybj_aH4vJ97zzcBlMDbDyGYtrlw4XNu9TOP0l9LPagOmi3qOpfVTeqiu/s1600/xcannescn.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitw_miwZk9OXon0snd2CZhGGns5owvQKKNTneHMeLVuK6-OfxFw6mwtQthO4tKvSkikkxzt_jWLQCxIfBqxgapybj_aH4vJ97zzcBlMDbDyGYtrlw4XNu9TOP0l9LPagOmi3qOpfVTeqiu/s400/xcannescn.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5481509715200420994" border="0" /></a>Back aboard, Sir Terry Wogan joined us in time for a bit of book signing, meet & greet and general bonhomie, culminating in shipboard version of his <span style="font-style: italic;">Weekend Wogan </span>show, with music and laughter in the splendid surroundings of the Queen Victoria's Royal Court Theatre. Here's me getting stuck into a round-up of some of the voyage's many goings-on....<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-N1lML9R7hr5EPQ9Kh4YEcV6NOaeW1S1jkjJHqibml6O3IyvetdZFWhnvf88EU5cwaLXKbHy8NfImsBzokB3pd7XXmu8FCvDzp118VSwzHx89SWndzCBO5FWSXck6hvUJCYaNhTTJ40rw/s1600/xCharles+and+Sir+Terry+1.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-N1lML9R7hr5EPQ9Kh4YEcV6NOaeW1S1jkjJHqibml6O3IyvetdZFWhnvf88EU5cwaLXKbHy8NfImsBzokB3pd7XXmu8FCvDzp118VSwzHx89SWndzCBO5FWSXck6hvUJCYaNhTTJ40rw/s400/xCharles+and+Sir+Terry+1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5481509722598513266" border="0" /></a>...not least the tale of the party of TOGS on the return leg of a coach trip to Naples who suddenly spotted six ladies of dubious virtue stationed at the roadside, displaying their ...er.... wares to passing travellers. When the working girls saw the TOGS on the bus, they quickly put their wares under cover, to the considerable <span style="font-style: italic;">chagrin</span> of certain of the party! And, after a revelation like that, time to leave the stage!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyBak840Js4o-ameFaSqvd7CZY2vVYpclhnIIu8lhgioizZmMdZmM__EAGwN9t0qw2MdqoGNaOH2lw08xtW_1GNtGfpQFWIgA0d8WWemOa9A3fjAuT95cZTg613Rm1mTJXPq5LwwJ7OiKH/s1600/xCharles+takes+a+bow.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 274px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyBak840Js4o-ameFaSqvd7CZY2vVYpclhnIIu8lhgioizZmMdZmM__EAGwN9t0qw2MdqoGNaOH2lw08xtW_1GNtGfpQFWIgA0d8WWemOa9A3fjAuT95cZTg613Rm1mTJXPq5LwwJ7OiKH/s400/xCharles+takes+a+bow.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5481509727708791522" border="0" /></a>So, there we have it! There's much more I could drone on about, but I've kept you long enough. The good news is that the efforts of the TOGS on the voyage, combined with the generosity of our friends at Cunard, raised over £81,000 for Children-in-Need. That, plus a good time had by all, is what I call a result!<br /><br />Just before I go, a quick glimpse of a neat bit of design. One of the lovely things Cunard have done with the look of these ships is to keep a continuing reference to the history and tradition of the line, and ships of the past. The whole interior design is full of elegant curves, sweeping lines and wood panelling, and little touches like this:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHYLud3yEvT4nAHV0OeUa55wvGt4TF3I4ASA_KdjMdURrJLeY7kO_UJNGO1ys-rZrZMfzM3-AZpy8sw_-XYD9BwNljTviOqIvda0W8wOEYPmiApKdkWvxos5iJeX8o0K7ui5vZGDYxHU-Q/s1600/xporthole.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHYLud3yEvT4nAHV0OeUa55wvGt4TF3I4ASA_KdjMdURrJLeY7kO_UJNGO1ys-rZrZMfzM3-AZpy8sw_-XYD9BwNljTviOqIvda0W8wOEYPmiApKdkWvxos5iJeX8o0K7ui5vZGDYxHU-Q/s400/xporthole.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5481509039384657042" border="0" /></a>Lovely surroundings, and a ship's company who really do exemplify their employer's motto: <span style="font-weight: bold;">Legendary, Elegant, Memorable.</span><br />It's been great fun to be a little part of!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzD1WmacMRSZE8IKt5cOjZiZNbpV5EkZPXU1ZClBS2oFmBCXvQiRMv4VHaGUxBSX17w_WfYdNS5c9Hz02fdLFzvD7Z-3C50k9tBiwaMyM6p8ARvgrcGT09lBKRsxc_oS0Xgs_v6wGBkUel/s1600/xcnsalute.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 246px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzD1WmacMRSZE8IKt5cOjZiZNbpV5EkZPXU1ZClBS2oFmBCXvQiRMv4VHaGUxBSX17w_WfYdNS5c9Hz02fdLFzvD7Z-3C50k9tBiwaMyM6p8ARvgrcGT09lBKRsxc_oS0Xgs_v6wGBkUel/s400/xcnsalute.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5481510096037399058" border="0" /></a>All ashore!Charles Novehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08534129017054877066noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4536744537371351245.post-7163968262311185102010-05-16T17:52:00.004+01:002010-05-16T17:59:45.566+01:00Ahar, me hearties!Well, dear reader, you find me all at sea, on another TOGS’ Voyage. Just a quick explanation for the uninitiated: the TOGS are the hardcore followers of Terry Wogan and his now defunct Radio 2 breakfast show. The show may have gone but, happily, the TOGS and their fun, games and splendid charity work live on. Over 300 of these good folk have booked on Cunard’s Queen Victoria, for a cruise entitled ‘Jewels of the Mediterranean’. (So, where it’s going is anyone’s guess!) And they’ve had the good grace to invite a bunch of us jolly broadcasters along to share the merriment. <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGlLq0348KY0x9X3EPE48XGBIHvfRYpygcpmmlYcE3uRWx6N_4ADut4JQEKkn4AoYH1xq6BCskJ3irbD7PL5afP1WRMqalYz0JbhqJf8s31xXJj9ap5d6q2Qb8I2I_eRNEVec0SmCXHzwD/s1600/pudsey.JPG"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 262px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471913320696427890" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGlLq0348KY0x9X3EPE48XGBIHvfRYpygcpmmlYcE3uRWx6N_4ADut4JQEKkn4AoYH1xq6BCskJ3irbD7PL5afP1WRMqalYz0JbhqJf8s31xXJj9ap5d6q2Qb8I2I_eRNEVec0SmCXHzwD/s400/pudsey.JPG" /></a> And as you can see, Children in Need mascot Pudsey Bear is with us too.<br /><br />We set sail from Southampton at teatime on Friday, the huge ship making her way carefully down Southampton Water, past the Isle of Wight, and out into the English Channel. We celebrated our departure with champagne at the stern of the ship, and then a champagne reception to welcome our TOGS friends. Here’s me, waxing lyrical – or is it whimsical? - at the evening bash.<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoO3_oDwwrClJXzoAELEuwiBbwe8EVdsnjZzirfs-DMqY90YpXG5YO9Wv3Ve3nYzgKRldvunwvZHysi_zXlD9Vkc-q9UKN3_CZfGFZdB693wEAe5LfvGXDSS7li56lNJ9giORk4Ym3bBIg/s1600/Charles+1.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471912210175576530" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoO3_oDwwrClJXzoAELEuwiBbwe8EVdsnjZzirfs-DMqY90YpXG5YO9Wv3Ve3nYzgKRldvunwvZHysi_zXlD9Vkc-q9UKN3_CZfGFZdB693wEAe5LfvGXDSS7li56lNJ9giORk4Ym3bBIg/s400/Charles+1.jpg" /></a><br /><br />In the course of Saturday, we traversed the notorious Bay of Biscay. It’s vast! Bigger than it looks on the map. It offered up a bit of a swell, too, but it takes a lot to interfere with the smooth running of a ship this size.<br /><br />Saturday morning, in the Grand Theatre (and grand it certainly is, a well equipped 850-seater which would not look at all inferior in London’s West End.) the entertainment bill offered A Natter With Nove, in which, with the excellent interviewing assistance of the lovely Reverend Ruth Scott (of Pause for Thought fame) the assembled ladies and gentlemen were treated to the story of my life and haphazard career. We followed that with Uncle Charles’s Newsreading Challenge, in which a number of brave volunteers were dragged to the stage to have a go at some News bulletins, of the style we do on Radio 2. They did very well, and were pretty brave to get up there and give it a try in front of their fellow passengers.<br /><br />More champagne followed (are you detecting a theme here?) interspersed with a sprinkling of G&T. I’m writing this having come in from sunning myself on deck, with a glass of Pimms and an ice cream. It’s hell, I tell you.<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGnFsqSyocdSHq4IFow5cNwoo3s3tGzlVjcNc68SYW5FCrvxeSCGvRlToc9nNBBvqVgzUhTKE5xM5mY75eanbQ65MEROGANmapjPKrzQ0wtmaJ0govfC4G7lriWYhGHC5e4IHvCX-n-4F2/s1600/sundeck.JPG"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 267px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471912753638706882" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGnFsqSyocdSHq4IFow5cNwoo3s3tGzlVjcNc68SYW5FCrvxeSCGvRlToc9nNBBvqVgzUhTKE5xM5mY75eanbQ65MEROGANmapjPKrzQ0wtmaJ0govfC4G7lriWYhGHC5e4IHvCX-n-4F2/s400/sundeck.JPG" /></a> One of the party travelling with us is a lovely Spanish lady, Christina. She was a little puzzled by the concept of the TOGS’ names. They tend to have an alias that they use for activities connected with the show, and most of the names are a play on words of some sort or another. Names such as Eileen Dover, Dora Jarr, or the retired military genius Major Sir Gerry Pending, are par for the course. Anyway, one of my on-stage Newsreading participants was the delightful Norma Stitz. Even with the top-class grasp of English possessed by our Spanish friend, this idiomatic usage was a bit baffling. And so it came to pass that Janet, wife of my friend and colleague John Marsh, set to explaining some of these names and how the puns worked. She worked gamely around the idea of Norma’s tag. There was a small pause and then the penny dropped and, grinning broadly, Christina announced, loudly, in her Malaga accent: “AH! ENORMOUS TITS!”. Fortunately, the band was playing cheery melodies for the Black & White Ball at the time, otherwise the ladies walking past at the time might have been taken aback at this observation.<br /><br />First stop, after 3 days at sea, is Barcelona, where I am due to take my leave, flying back to London so that my colleague Alan Dedicoat can come out to join the ship. Then I’m due to return to rejoin my shipmates in Rome on Friday. If you take out of the equation the British Airways cabin crew strike and the Icelandic volcano, it <em>should</em> all be smooth as silk………Charles Novehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08534129017054877066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4536744537371351245.post-28677482721892001912010-05-01T09:45:00.005+01:002010-05-01T15:09:47.620+01:00A nearly gaffe - ExclusiveAs the media extracted maximum value, and then some, from Gordon Brown's <strong>"Bigotgate"</strong> moment, I recalled a moment, long, long ago, when another senior politician came very close to illuminating the airwaves with his innermost thoughts....<br /><em><span style="color:#cc33cc;">(fx: shimmering vision + assorted harp glisses)<br /></span></em><br />It's 1979, and the General Election campaign is in full swing. (This is the election that'll see Jim Callaghan humping his belongings into the removal van and departing Downing Street to make way for Britain's first female Prime Minister.)<br /><br />BBC Radio Scotland is broadcasting one of a series of election phone-in shows, with various party representatives facing questions from the public. The programme is being presented in Edinburgh, but one of its guests, the renowned Conservative MP Teddy Taylor, is joining the proceedings from Glasgow. For technical reasons, he's sitting with me in the station's main continuity studio.<br /><br />The calls come thick and fast and, it would be fair to say, Mr Taylor is given a pretty thorough interrogation by a largely hostile electorate.<br /><br />Being every bit the experienced media veteran, he displays a neat routine for lighting his cigarettes (yes, you could smoke in a workplace back then!) with a match struck underneath the acoustic table, so that the microphone does not pick-up the sound. As the hostile calls come thick and fast, the rate of fag lighting increases, and I'm sure I detect a slight nervous tremor beginning to show in his hands.<br /><br />Eventually, the programme draws to a close and Taylor emits a sigh of relief, turning to me and opining: <em><strong>"J*sus Chr*st, not a f*cking Conservative among them"</strong>.</em><br /><br /><br />I hastily make the international sign for <em><strong>"Shhh .... not now, matey!"</strong></em> as I open the mic and embark on the live end-of-programme continuity announcement. Just one second earlier on the mic fader and the listening public would have been able to share his observation. Sadly, only Teddy and I had the pleasure. In fact, this blog is undoubtedly the first published record of this event! I probably shouldn't divulge this studio secret, but I'm unofficially invoking the 30 Year Rule.<br /><br />Although that election swept the Conservatives to power, it also swept Teddy Taylor out of his Glasgow Cathcart seat, as Labour reasserted itself in working-class central Scotland.<br /><br />Incidentally, 1979's was a May election, and the Labour campaign focused on the damage they predicted the Conservatives would do to the country. James Callaghan cautioned that a Conservative government would <em>"just allow firms to go bankrupt and jobs to be lost in the middle of a world recession"</em>. The Tories were, he said <em>"too big a gamble to take. The question ... is whether we risk tearing everything up by the roots"</em>.Charles Novehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08534129017054877066noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4536744537371351245.post-27889006810829526392010-03-24T10:37:00.002+00:002010-03-24T10:52:31.443+00:00I don't like to say "I told you so", but ...Back in October 2009, on the <a href="http://charlesnove.blogspot.com/2009/10/barefaced-cheek.html">subject of the all-seeing airport security scanners</a>, I said:<br /><em><span style="color:#3333ff;">They insist that the images will only be viewed by one person, and that it is impossible to copy or store them. I'll give it a handful of months before there's an unpleasant incident involving howls of mirth being heard emanating from behind the control room door</span></em><br />So, imagine my smuggery at reading today's BBC News report slugged <strong>Heathrow Airport worker warned over Body Scanner misuse</strong>.<br /><em><span style="color:#ff0000;">A Heathrow Airport security guard was given a police warning after he was allegedly caught staring at images of a female colleague in a body scanner. </span></em><br /><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8584484.stm">Read the full story here</a>, but essentially it seems that a female security guard walked through the scanner and one of her male colleagues piped up with some unwanted comments. The precise wording is not disclosed but, I fancy, may well have run roughly along the lines: <br /><em>"By jove, Missus, you don't get many of them to the pound, and may I say the old puppies' noses are in sparkling form this fine Spring morning!".</em><span style="font-size:78%;"> (Actual wording may vary. Terms & Conditions apply.)</span><br /><br />Doesn't this rather blow a hole in the assurances that the people viewing the detailed images would be (a) in a remote location; and (b) not able to see the real person whose naked image they have on screen?Charles Novehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08534129017054877066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4536744537371351245.post-80902202730004084222010-03-09T09:08:00.004+00:002010-03-09T09:19:56.527+00:00DJ TortureWandering the streets of Soho last night, I happened upon this sign outside a local venue:<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9HxkQWdsZXTjEAh5qHRo9EkDHbXycVqzlXH4-2a6shjyi0DPXdFIQKpH4qNyXa2D_dUJtoKai3UEEXfGRDw22lhCkXKT6wJ8rIO-NI9bF_APiljVJ28wA0KkIdEGpeOeOqAB6pBbl0Io7/s1600-h/skewers.JPG"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 215px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446559052456097682" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9HxkQWdsZXTjEAh5qHRo9EkDHbXycVqzlXH4-2a6shjyi0DPXdFIQKpH4qNyXa2D_dUJtoKai3UEEXfGRDw22lhCkXKT6wJ8rIO-NI9bF_APiljVJ28wA0KkIdEGpeOeOqAB6pBbl0Io7/s400/skewers.JPG" /></a> Now, I know some live DJs can be irritating, but surely this is excessive? Perhaps this is a sign of how man's intrinsic capacity for inhumanity to man evolves. It's 24 years since The Smiths cried <em>Hang the DJ</em>, but at least they were proposing a reasonably quick way out for the poor sod. Here we are in 2010 and £1 lets you join the queue to skewer the turn. <br /><br />I may be desperate for a gig, but I don't think I'll be applying there just yet!<br /><div> </div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div>Charles Novehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08534129017054877066noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4536744537371351245.post-6773307240960509632010-02-21T18:36:00.003+00:002010-02-24T13:32:35.497+00:00I'm back!Followers of this blog may have noted a fallow period of late. May I be the last to wish you a Happy New Year!?!<br /><br />I've been off the blog for a variety of reasons, linked by a common theme: Communications and IT. The headlines:<br /><ol><li><span style="color:#000099;"><strong>Wandering Packets</strong></span></li><li><span style="color:#000099;"><strong>Keyboard Kapers</strong></span></li><li><span style="color:#000099;"><strong>Mobile Watersports</strong></span></li></ol><p>Let's begin with the hell that is Broadband when it goes wrong. A month ago, our normally robust broadband service began to behave in a manner best described as "Flaky". Connection dropping off every few minutes, download speeds reduced and, most noticeably, the sound on my all-singing, all-dancing VOIP telephone became "serrated", in the manner so memorably illustrated by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEC1VUlwUvU">Norman Collier</a>. A quick online test revealed that, in addition to a lower-than-normal connection speed, I was suffering a high degree of Packet Loss. I won't go into a long and tedious explanation of this. Suffice it to say that data is split into conveniently sized packets before being lobbed across the internet to you and, if not all the packets that were sent arrive at their destination, that's called Packet Loss. Depending on the sort of data that's being sent, this may not be too much of a problem, as error-correction may be able to fill-in the gaps, or the missing packets may be able to be resent. But if the data is the sound of someone speaking, and some bits are missing, it's pretty certain you're going to hear some gaps. In my case there are more gaps than sound. Not good! (Or "..t .oo." as that phrase might sound on my phone!)</p><p>So, I've spent a fair proportion of the last month on the phone to the Helpdesk. This is manned by people who are constantly helpful, polite and eager. All good so far....BUT they are also woefully unequipped to deal with a fault that's not in the script. They do ever so well with telling you to reboot your Router, disconnect everything else, try putting it nearer the window, whatever, but after that they are baffled. So, is there someone else I can speak to? Well, er, No! You see, the Helpdesk exists (a) to read out scripts giving a few basic things to try; (b) to prevent a customer who knows a thing or two from talking to an engineering person who also knows a thing or two.</p><p>There's a word for this. Actually there are quite a few words for this. Most of which might land me in trouble under the Obscene Publications Act, so I'll just say: Harumph!</p><p>For now, BT provide a variety of responses including, but not limited to:</p><ul><li><span style="color:#000066;"><strong>There's no fault that we can see<br /></strong></span></li><li><span style="color:#000066;"><strong>Ah, there was a fault but it's been fixed now<br /></strong></span></li><li><span style="color:#000066;"><strong>The faults team are working on it<br /></strong></span></li><li><span style="color:#000066;"><strong>It should be better in 48 hours<br /></strong></span></li><li><span style="color:#000066;"><strong>Have you tried rebooting your Router? (YES!!!)<br /></strong></span></li><li><span style="color:#000066;"><strong>It might just be your PC (NO it bloody isn't!!!)<br /></strong></span></li><li><span style="color:#000066;"><strong>Ah yes, there's a lot of it about</strong></span></li></ul><p>Ok, so I made that last one up, but it would be at least as useful (and - I suspect - as honest) as any of their other offerings to date. </p><p>Now on to point 2 on my list of recent aggravations: my keyboard. Actually, I suspect my laptop may be in league with the broadband, as part of some evil plot to crank my blood pressure upwards. Remember the Packet Loss that's reducing my VOIP to Norman Collier speak? Well my laptop keyboard has started to act in the same way. f it wredoin itcnsistntly, I would knw thattheacual keb. Sorry, let me start that sentence again on a proper keyboard! If it were doing it consistently, I would know that the actual keyboard was defective, but the blasted thing seems to have become delinquent. It behaves perfectly for great swathes of time but then, usually as soon as I stop watching the screen, it turns my typing into tripe. It's very annoying. I don't need unscheduled assistance from the laptop to type tripe. I'm perfectly capable of tryping my own tripe! I did try the manufacturer's online Technical Support, but it only seemed to know how to ask if I'd rebooted the computer recently, so I lost heart.</p><p>And finally, Watersports. </p><p>Take a tip from me: Don't drop your mobile phone down the loo! It won't survive, you'll wish you'd backed up the data from it more recently than you actually did, your friends will take the proverbial, and it'll generally screw up your life!</p><p>In answer to a question I've been asked by a number of people, No, I was not talking on the phone while using the toilet. I never talk on the phone in there. To me, the two activities are definitely mutually incompatible. But, where I go, my phone goes. It travels with me in a little pouch on my belt. It's not that we can't bear to be parted, it's just that I have to put it somewhere, I don't normally wear a jacket and I know that if I carried the phone in my hand, I would leave it on the nearest flat surface and the thing would be lost within minutes.</p><p>So, what went wrong? Well, it was one of those "you couldn't do it if you tried" sequences. The velcro on the phone pouch attached itself to a wooly jumper I was wearing. I reached up for the light switch, the pouch spun round and the phone bounced out. In my mind's eye I can see the slo-mo replay...the falling phone performs a neat pirouette on the rim of the toilet seat, I dive towards it in the manner of a Premiership goalie, but no, it's all too late and the unfortunate Nokia takes the ultimate dive. </p><p>Without going into too much detail, I can confirm that the phone fell in before any lavatorial business had been carried out, so a prompt fishing-out was not too grim a task, but it was to no avail. Despite speedy depowering, and a 36-hour drying phase, the phone did not live to call another day.</p><p>The nice people from Orange replaced it, under the insurance. I had to give a detailed description of the incident. The chap told me that phones going down the loo featured at Number One <span style="font-size:78%;">(no jokes!)</span> in their top 10 of reasons for insurance claims, with the Number Two <span style="font-size:78%;">(I've told you: Leave it!)</span> spot being claimed by "I left it in my trouser pocket when I put them in the washing machine".</p><p>The insurers agreed to cover it, but gave me earnest words of advice: "I've been told to tell you", said the nice Orange man, "that if you're ever in that situation again, don't take your phone with you.". "What, do you mean if I ever go to the loo again?" I asked. "Er, yes. That's what I've been told to tell you.".</p><p>Thanks to the way the Insurance industry works, I've no doubt that at some point in the future, one will be required to declare the frequency of one's lavatory visits on the Proposal Form and failure to accurately declare this will be deemed yet another reason to invalidate one's insurance. </p><p>So, there we have it. A trying time of late, but hey, things can only get better. As D:Ream <span style="color:#ff0000;">* </span>sang when New Labour swept to power all those years ago. And how right were they.....?</p><p><span style="color:#ff0000;">* </span><span style="color:#330000;"><em>The original incarnation of this post credited M People with that song. This was, of course, a test to see if anyone was paying attention. I'm delighted to congratulate Paul F on his perspicacity. If there was any justice in the world, a large prize would now be his. Sadly.....</em></span></p>Charles Novehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08534129017054877066noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4536744537371351245.post-14449812371630044182009-12-23T09:55:00.004+00:002009-12-23T10:51:18.972+00:00To Plymouth, and beyond!I've written recently about the challenge of reminding radio management that I can do things other than reading the news. Well, I'm delighted to report a glimmer of opportunity. On Christmas Day, I'll be live across BBC Local Radio's South-West cluster of stations, broadcasting a mix of music and whatever-else-comes-our-way between 7 and 10pm.<br /><br />If your Christmas Day has started to sag by 7pm, and you're in search of something that isn't festive tv, you can <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/playlive/bbc_radio_devon/">listen online</a> .<br /><br />This show necessitates a trip to Plymouth, which could be "interesting" given the current weather conditions! I'll be packing blankets, a shovel and a prized 1968 edition of <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">The Blue Peter Guide to Building Your Own Igloo Using 3 Old Coat Hangers and a Blue Peter Badge</span>. Oh yes, and some Kendal Mint Cake. And some mince pies. And soup in a flask. At least if I come face to face with the Abysmal Snowman, I'll have something to offer him by way of refreshment.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">small note for Equipment anoraks: it also affords an opportunity to use one of the last survivors of the "old BBC" way of working: a desk on which the faders go up to close, down to open. Marvellous! I never thought I'd get to use one again. All I need now is to find one with quadrant faders and I'll be delirious!!</span><br /><br />And just before we leave talk of the old Radio 2 breakfast ways behind, here's a souvenir pic of the Wake Up to Wogan team, in the studio at the end of the final show:<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4W1gAccKdw1FYfGvcnx6TwbJK-xBSKYSXAs4qFpX7als9UqJQzFHmm4syWuH2FhugCXg2Q931LJZ0O8L_9rZbd0llFUpIaegmUCwajAY4pz4kNIfwdrI_uZPF2k86NwUC88r5AWxixjpd/s1600-h/woganteam.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4W1gAccKdw1FYfGvcnx6TwbJK-xBSKYSXAs4qFpX7als9UqJQzFHmm4syWuH2FhugCXg2Q931LJZ0O8L_9rZbd0llFUpIaegmUCwajAY4pz4kNIfwdrI_uZPF2k86NwUC88r5AWxixjpd/s320/woganteam.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5418381310028671922" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">(LtoR) CN, Alan Boyd, Lynn Bowles, Sir Tel, Alan Dedicoat, John Marsh.<br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><br />Happy Days! I don't know about you, but I'm very much focused on January 2010 as a fresh new canvas, perfectly poised to have exciting new opportunities slapped onto it. <br /></div></div>Charles Novehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08534129017054877066noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4536744537371351245.post-91619789633057346062009-12-18T07:39:00.002+00:002009-12-18T07:43:57.696+00:00End of TermWell, the last day of Wake Up To Wogan is upon us. It would be fair to say that the atmosphere here in Western House is.....charged!<br /><br /><br />There aren't many truly dry eyes in the house, and I wouldn't bank on any of them staying dry all the way to 9.30<br /><br /><br />I'm about to go and join Sir Terry in the studio for our final burst of in-show badinage. And, in recognition of the many happy splutterings and utterings inspired by my Bus capers, (and Sir Terry's bemused incredulity at how how I spend my spare time) I shall be giving him a parting gift. Here's an exclusive preview....<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWzlFt48vFC36exCAreBRI069aKZfrmKV0cBJvwnScIW7nq5lktpK_QiyY9Cnp8mextSf0BC9axNFsZRBizUdcIRu5gvwONe3avVg6hqE5Er75ql6tF0zT9X_3t4jRbi3OdPcXNChhyphenhyphen6sK/s1600-h/terrybus.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5416478580118002642" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 302px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWzlFt48vFC36exCAreBRI069aKZfrmKV0cBJvwnScIW7nq5lktpK_QiyY9Cnp8mextSf0BC9axNFsZRBizUdcIRu5gvwONe3avVg6hqE5Er75ql6tF0zT9X_3t4jRbi3OdPcXNChhyphenhyphen6sK/s320/terrybus.JPG" border="0" /></a>Charles Novehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08534129017054877066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4536744537371351245.post-89739901416635500242009-12-16T09:55:00.004+00:002009-12-16T10:16:03.319+00:00Radio 2 - Scoffing for BritainThere are many things I'll miss when my era of participating in Radio 2's unique breakfast show comes to an end this Friday. Not least, the wide variety of edible offerings sent in to the programme by wellwishers.<br /><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifzOhkzKK9gkqYlfI1lEA8MGnvekK0iwShuaJS-9nfaSrP82pWjaKVwJZYESX2n7KVRuY8ekQBdipLWITOlwQCz64-ECQ9DmD7JK6tyT3J2dYbCD13dda5pOSocLfS756KjwHa7S4NJZ2M/s1600-h/pie.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415774718085854306" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 193px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifzOhkzKK9gkqYlfI1lEA8MGnvekK0iwShuaJS-9nfaSrP82pWjaKVwJZYESX2n7KVRuY8ekQBdipLWITOlwQCz64-ECQ9DmD7JK6tyT3J2dYbCD13dda5pOSocLfS756KjwHa7S4NJZ2M/s320/pie.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjq03IGtmSplVF8H1VtLuFx8oiu-BotLMyis4Yxvc_qG2Kwpz9D3zjsXrN_sptnHGVmAOYQzw47KZ7bS8j3e0L7nQzu3X82Ww8sNeJxt1WmTtLumJt23NNtKEyZl2HZzdEboBdpd4B62s5d/s1600-h/scoff.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415774714048253394" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 191px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjq03IGtmSplVF8H1VtLuFx8oiu-BotLMyis4Yxvc_qG2Kwpz9D3zjsXrN_sptnHGVmAOYQzw47KZ7bS8j3e0L7nQzu3X82Ww8sNeJxt1WmTtLumJt23NNtKEyZl2HZzdEboBdpd4B62s5d/s320/scoff.JPG" border="0" /></a> Here's a sample of today's delights: Pork Pie, Curry and Christmas Pudding. Sadly, the sausage rolls, doughnuts and mince pies moved too quickly to be photographed. But not quickly enough to escape my attention, naturally.</p><p>Changed - and leaner - times ahead, I fear!<br /><br /></p>Charles Novehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08534129017054877066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4536744537371351245.post-64875882737636428802009-12-16T07:10:00.003+00:002009-12-16T08:09:13.053+00:00A Big Day AheadI'm writing this from Radio 2 HQ, where the excitement is palpable.<br /><br /><br />The great day has arrived.<br /><br /><br />Sir Terry Wogan's last breakfast show? No, that's not til Friday.<br /><br /><br />No, this is a more pressing matter....<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAAnyB7iy235MM7jRJdTfRKbG7T4MrdZ1tgWqHBmVfqQun8l2RoWKWu_1fSOTgyyH5Wc1M89U0DgEQdL0vR8zcb6KnNPdANQe4gwYd1e2Nl-BqwZcpzVLlazTOlDIKn6ooy2MzzB3i-cRN/s1600-h/loodoor.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5415728628402348146" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 377px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAAnyB7iy235MM7jRJdTfRKbG7T4MrdZ1tgWqHBmVfqQun8l2RoWKWu_1fSOTgyyH5Wc1M89U0DgEQdL0vR8zcb6KnNPdANQe4gwYd1e2Nl-BqwZcpzVLlazTOlDIKn6ooy2MzzB3i-cRN/s400/loodoor.jpg" border="0" /></a> What you need to know is this: On Wednesday 25th November, none other than Chris Evans became trapped in the loo, when the door lock jammed. He was eventually released. <span style="font-size:85%;"><em>(whether this is a good thing you may speculate but I couldn't possibly comment)</em> </span> Something of a fuss ensued and, with a turn of speed not normally associated with the contractors who look after the premises, a sign was posted on the door. Not the sign seen above, no, the first one promised a repair date of 1st December. A chap duly turned up, spent several hours dismantling the lock and muttering darkly. Then he disappeared and, some time later, the sign was changed.<br /><br />Once upon a time, someone would have popped out to the ironmongery shop down the road and purchased a new lock. We live in a different world now, of course, and I reckon the Executive Action Plan looks something like this:<br /><br />1) Form committee to examine history of Toilet Door Lock Incidents in the workplace.<br />2) Working Party to study similar incidents in other large organisations.<br />3) Health & Safety to conduct full risk assessment before concluding that lockable doors are inherently dangerous.<br />4) Various manufacturers invited to tender for the provision of new doors.<br />5) Cheapest tender chosen.<br />6) Door supplied. Wrong size. <br />7) Door adapted. 300% budget overshoot.<br />8) Original door lock refitted.<br />9) Chris Evans gets locked in again.<br />10) Repeat as required.<br /><br />It's a bit like the Procurement debacles of the Ministry of Defence. Only with us, nobody dies. They just get locked in the loo.Charles Novehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08534129017054877066noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4536744537371351245.post-29850055590319805382009-12-11T23:41:00.003+00:002009-12-12T00:03:24.998+00:00Another day another busI'm heading for Cheshire this weekend, to Oulton Park racing circuit near Winsford, where I shall have the pleasure of declaring an old bus open for business.<br /><br /><br />Not just any old bus! This is one London's fine Routemasters entering a whole new phase of life as a mobile fundraising HQ for St Luke's Cheshire Hospice.<br /><br /><br />It's a great story. The Bentley Motor Company, based in Crewe, have been finding things a little quiet in these recessionary times. Rather than lose their skilled technicians, Bentley have encouraged and enabled them to put their talents to work for the benefit of the wider community. Something like 2000 man hours have been poured into restoring, refurbishing and adapting this bus.<br /><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1ePUHwWHeVX87pJsGgFAHgodfvBV3LLd0fhWJw4wYobio8kmd8zodT-ea1ZkMMZA9fxEbsCGxCk4oRuDSQP1it-PC63oSiqRy4ngh6MxRx3u59aXGMHob2_JTS0mCuBSD-Qurgtg6IAWb/s1600-h/bentleybus.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 276px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5414132025537856322" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1ePUHwWHeVX87pJsGgFAHgodfvBV3LLd0fhWJw4wYobio8kmd8zodT-ea1ZkMMZA9fxEbsCGxCk4oRuDSQP1it-PC63oSiqRy4ngh6MxRx3u59aXGMHob2_JTS0mCuBSD-Qurgtg6IAWb/s400/bentleybus.jpg" /></a> I'm greatly looking forward to seeing what they've done with the interior. I know Bentley's famous Leatherwork is on display. I'll report further when I've seen it for myself. </p><p>Oulton Park, this Sunday morning at around 1030. Official launch of the bus AND I get to start the charity Santa Dash. Marvellous! If you're in the area, come and find us.<br /></p>Charles Novehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08534129017054877066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4536744537371351245.post-59303267290170167552009-12-11T22:45:00.002+00:002009-12-11T23:29:13.218+00:00How The Papers WorkThursday was enlivened by a trip to the Millennium Hotel in London's Grosvenor Square (more on this auspicious location in a moment) for a grand event, the induction into the Radio Academy Hall of Fame of Sir Terry Wogan. Quite an occasion, with a packed room listening to tributes from fellow broadcasters and a barnstorming speech from Sir Tel himself before rising in a heartfelt ovation.<br /><br />Amongst those saying a few words was Radio 1's breakfast star Chris Moyles. He was funny. Very good. Room in stitches. There was just one edgy moment when he made a slightly disparaging remark about Sarah Kennedy's early breakfast show. Nothing too drastic. Nothing Sarah couldn't - and didn't - take in her stride. Moyles moved on, no big fuss.<br /><br />Later, over drinks in the foyer, I was talking nostalgic radio talk with Sarah, and I also mentioned how proud I think Radio 2 should be to be offering - in an era of considerable radio blandness in some other quarters on the dial - something as individual and distinctive as Sarah's show. It all got quite emotional (feel the love in the room, end of an era etc) and Sarah shed a small tear before we consoled each other with a hug. <br /><br />It was at that moment that the Daily Mail reporter swooped and asked for Sarah's reaction to Chris Moyles' speech. Sarah gave a perfectly charming and poised response and all continued to be well with the world.<br /><br />At least that's how I saw it... Meanwhile, in the Mail:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1234908/Chris-Moyles-jibes-reduce-Sarah-Kennedy-tears-event-celebrate-Sir-Terry-Wogans-career.html#ixzz0ZQOqWR4O"><em><strong>Chris Moyles' jibes reduce Sarah Kennedy to tears at event to celebrate Sir Terry Wogan's career ... </strong></em>Chris Moyles was at the centre of a bad taste row last night after he mocked Radio 2 DJ Sarah Kennedy in a foul-mouthed speech.</a><br /><br />Ho hum. Maybe we were at a different event!<br /><br />Now, where was I? Ah yes. The Millennium Hotel. An excellent establishment and purveyors of a very good lunch. Can't fault 'em. Only trouble is, I can't completely shake the memory that that was where the former Russian secret service man Alexander Litvinenko had his fatal encounter with the Polonium 210 in November 2006. In a cup of afternoon tea, the inquiry said. Clearly, it would have been insensitive of me to mention this to any of my fellow guests as the post-lunch tea and coffee pots came round. More tea, vicar?Charles Novehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08534129017054877066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4536744537371351245.post-63809861070029725092009-11-19T10:43:00.004+00:002009-11-19T10:51:52.162+00:00A new role for Sir Jimmy?This year's Oxford Street Christmas illuminations come courtesy of Disney's promotions budget, puffing their new cinematic extravaganza: A Christmas Carol, starring Jim Carrey.<br /><br />Now, nobody else seems to see it, but every time I pass by, the image on show strikes me not as Jim Carrey, but as the one, the only, goodness-gracious, as it 'appens boys & girls....Sir Jimmy Savile.<br /><br />Guys, help me out here. Is it just me, imagining things again?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0_MKddYGto5gl0txbxx99Mwf-bxwkq0TmLaWCcRipb0Pd2q04SF1kGXTzl6xLBUK3nzNUvmSNrZ5E3jYeR0JOzzHK7os98ETMnw3BHhcwNfPX0JV6LONq1z_6o18v2MU5e5L04z-3QNPa/s1600/carol.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 342px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0_MKddYGto5gl0txbxx99Mwf-bxwkq0TmLaWCcRipb0Pd2q04SF1kGXTzl6xLBUK3nzNUvmSNrZ5E3jYeR0JOzzHK7os98ETMnw3BHhcwNfPX0JV6LONq1z_6o18v2MU5e5L04z-3QNPa/s400/carol.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405765015149207682" border="0" /></a>Or has Sir Jim taken to the rainy London skies?<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMQWpI41E-7esrROmETh_TSTlhkRlXYqYnZ-PwP3FgCOxFnQyRVBTQLZsbtBjL0u5Nnco1bqnKru3oHRn0wHdxPHwAKcSKVpr9yy_Z8vgIxDy3UP9O4cPYF9Io3kbqaw3JFW5wtJCIW-ph/s1600/Jimmy-Savile.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 286px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMQWpI41E-7esrROmETh_TSTlhkRlXYqYnZ-PwP3FgCOxFnQyRVBTQLZsbtBjL0u5Nnco1bqnKru3oHRn0wHdxPHwAKcSKVpr9yy_Z8vgIxDy3UP9O4cPYF9Io3kbqaw3JFW5wtJCIW-ph/s400/Jimmy-Savile.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405765428088000306" border="0" /></a>And if it <span style="font-weight: bold;">is</span> him ...... what has he done with Jim Carrey?Charles Novehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08534129017054877066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4536744537371351245.post-28624700357120002082009-11-07T10:56:00.006+00:002009-11-07T11:16:59.499+00:00Blackpool!Arrived in Blackpool yesterday evening, for another of our periodic <em>Radio Lads' Night Out</em> enterprises.<br /><br />Ah, Blackpool. I haven't been here since my <em>Come Dancing</em> days. Back then we used to spend a week or two at a time here, in February or March, because those were the times when the BBC could get the cheapest off-peak deal on the Tower Ballroom. It was always pelting with rain and blowing a gale. But that's Feb/March for you.<br /><br />And November...!<br /><br />The heavens well and truly opened as I pulled up outside the hotel. By 'eck it was wet.<br /><br />Having put my stuff into the hotel room, I went to move the car to a suitable parking place. The local council has kindly provided a multi-storey just a couple of blocks away. With that great joined-up thinking for which UK Local Authorities are famed, they've set the tariff for overnight parking at £13 and provided ticket machines capable of ingesting only coins. No cards, no notes. Not even £2 coins, either. Do you go around with £13 in pound coins in your pocket? Just as I was pondering my options, I encountered a pair of local parking attendants. Was there, perhaps, a staffed payment desk, or a card-capable machine? "No, I'm sorry, there isn't" said the man. "But...", his face brightening considerably, "we are planning to get one in the new year.". I pointed out that, while this was undoubtedly good news, it didn't really help me tonight, now did it? He looked terribly crestfallen, but was forced to agree. Ho hum. Off to the newsagent to buy a Kit Kat and get some change.<br /><br />On my way out of the car park, on one of those horrible grey dirty concrete stairwells, smelling of ...er... car park stairwell, I spotted this:<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUamYvSoJNOSXsUOgSC9LJ1aab2_C6PDWNQoQlwZkT_tjzy96yCFh-T6sdnS1-epQaw4nVjtbNfkhVcYaW1RBO1l4W1L3AWdcpGS1GzzMkhGNBv3BOhbtD3lImRhZNeY0KEEachwue4c3e/s1600-h/Image261.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 257px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5401317559567913234" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUamYvSoJNOSXsUOgSC9LJ1aab2_C6PDWNQoQlwZkT_tjzy96yCFh-T6sdnS1-epQaw4nVjtbNfkhVcYaW1RBO1l4W1L3AWdcpGS1GzzMkhGNBv3BOhbtD3lImRhZNeY0KEEachwue4c3e/s400/Image261.jpg" /></a> The Welcome Point door was grey, scuffed and not only locked but apparently nailed shut.<br /><p>Yes, welcome indeed, to this great English tourist hotspot!</p><p>A great night had, though, with good company, fine food and scandalous gossip. It's what Friday nights should be!<br /></p>Charles Novehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08534129017054877066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4536744537371351245.post-62902209667651832012009-11-05T13:18:00.004+00:002009-11-05T13:36:39.110+00:00The Times They Are a Changing...A month ago, in this very boutique, I wrote:<br /><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Big changes to come at Radio 2 at the turn of the year, as Sir Terry Wogan retires from his breakfast show. People keep asking me what effect this will have on my work. I wish I knew!</span><br /><br />Well now I do know. The new incumbent will come, as new incumbents so often do, with something new and different.<br /><br />So, time to fold the tent and move along. Not just yet, mind, but in mid-December. Until then, it's sausage-scoffing business as usual.<br /><br />Now to work on the Small Ad:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Voice-of-Experience, with the power to surprise, seeks Radio Station with GSOH for meaningful relationship. Own hair and teeth. No embarrassing vices. Will travel (as fast as bus will allow). Likes: Playing tasty music and communing with the nice ladies and gentlemen via the miracle of wireless. Dislikes: Coconuts. Apply within. Or indeed without.</span><br /><br />What do you think? Is it a winner?Charles Novehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08534129017054877066noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4536744537371351245.post-86893825311039774142009-10-29T14:35:00.003+00:002009-10-29T14:45:19.755+00:00More local colour from SohoAnother of my favourite Soho sights.<br /><br />Just around the corner from my studio, there's (allegedly) a local "House of Ill Repute". There's a senior member of staff on duty there...<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYlxvW3LrmO4Fcv5BkEgvmXJclSc_mqqOx2JXD7A-Eg51bfPr20SyyargOAE6_ojDb1uN49GVtilspxaoFlAYC01_6ZfzN1vnLryN7ZwVRzHTIiIMB_8u4HRssUlZ9HUBYaSAnX-EcK8a1/s1600-h/brothelcat.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 237px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYlxvW3LrmO4Fcv5BkEgvmXJclSc_mqqOx2JXD7A-Eg51bfPr20SyyargOAE6_ojDb1uN49GVtilspxaoFlAYC01_6ZfzN1vnLryN7ZwVRzHTIiIMB_8u4HRssUlZ9HUBYaSAnX-EcK8a1/s400/brothelcat.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5398032731201201234" /></a><br />...but it seems he has to make his excuses and go for a breath of air at certain busy moments. So he's often to be seen sitting in his doorway in Greek Street, surveying the scene, closely observing the passers-by.<br /><br />Like Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat, he establishes control by a regular patrol.<br /><br />Whenever I pass, I say "Hello, brothel cat!". "Prrt?" he replies, in a determinedly unimpressed tone of voice.Charles Novehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08534129017054877066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4536744537371351245.post-62943167287619319132009-10-29T09:38:00.004+00:002009-10-29T12:21:17.875+00:00Local history in SohoWandering the streets of London, your eyes darting between the hazard-strewn pavement and the jostling hordes of oncoming populace, it's easy to miss some of the city's fine features. That's partly why I like to arrive in Soho bright and early of a morning, when things are quiet and it's easy to stop and stare.<br /><br />Within 90 seconds' walk of my office, these two wall plaques serve as a reminder of what a historically interesting and diverse area this is:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7SPK0aPzdGeo0jBgtOWv1ClEK5wNhIgxOm8euQmvltDAq_mTGV1o6nKzzgMGOr05LX7RlPLqPC_Wguf5tfdfjWRdjGzxs_RNJ2X4yt4UrP1ngf6T4DPX7xom4UBsgoPNtJc17tyGH2YUU/s1600-h/plaques.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 193px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7SPK0aPzdGeo0jBgtOWv1ClEK5wNhIgxOm8euQmvltDAq_mTGV1o6nKzzgMGOr05LX7RlPLqPC_Wguf5tfdfjWRdjGzxs_RNJ2X4yt4UrP1ngf6T4DPX7xom4UBsgoPNtJc17tyGH2YUU/s400/plaques.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397958582004386130" border="0" /></a>I wonder if, one day, there'll be a blue plaque with my name on...? Hmmm. I think I can guess the answer. Anyway, what would it say?<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijaq7QAt9LsATr0Vdj5ogPKOCqs4zZ5ouqRQ5K8lVtSBok5LUkx7SmN6Hg67Y77SaUiCq-o17zRqrRanDZhdOwrv6Uwl-77Wd0oXQMHLBFpzntFfn3x3rUfnmKLvEDGkQcAETL38k3LHVl/s1600-h/cnplaque.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 371px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijaq7QAt9LsATr0Vdj5ogPKOCqs4zZ5ouqRQ5K8lVtSBok5LUkx7SmN6Hg67Y77SaUiCq-o17zRqrRanDZhdOwrv6Uwl-77Wd0oXQMHLBFpzntFfn3x3rUfnmKLvEDGkQcAETL38k3LHVl/s400/cnplaque.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397995851990704578" border="0" /></a>Charles Novehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08534129017054877066noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4536744537371351245.post-48149988629296010402009-10-13T06:50:00.003+01:002009-10-13T07:44:42.030+01:00Barefaced cheek?The all-seeing Body Scanner is upon us, it seems.<br /><br /><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8303983.stm">BBC News reports today</a>:<br /><br /><em>'A human X-ray machine that produces "naked" images of passengers has started a trial at Manchester Airport. The authorities say it will speed up security checks by quickly revealing any concealed weapons or explosives. But the full body scans will also show up breast enlargements, body piercings and a clear black-and-white outline of passengers' private parts.<br />The airport has stressed that the images are not pornographic and will be destroyed straight away.'</em><br /><br />Hmmm. Yes. They insist that the images will only be viewed by one person, and that it is impossible to copy or store them. I'll give it a handful of months before there's an unpleasant incident involving howls of mirth being heard emanating from behind the control room door, and even less time than that before the first "impossible" images are obtained by a newspaper. If the image appears on a computer, then it is possible to store it. If it's possible to store it, then it is possible to move it elsewhere. You just have to work out how to do it, and somebody will!<br /><br />Sarah Barrett, Manchester Airport's "Head of Customer Experience" says: <em>"This scanner completely takes away the hassle of needing to undress."</em><br /><br />Well, I've found another way to avoid this hassle. Go By Train! I've made my three most recent trips to and from Glasgow by rail, and it really compares very well. The fastest trains get you to the centre of Glasgow in four-and-a-half hours. The plane does it inside 90 minutes, BUT factor in the other 90 mins you have to allow for check-in and the parade of holey socks and beltless trousers at security, plus the waiting time for baggage retrieval and the trip from airport to city centre and there's precious little in it.<br /><br />I used to love flying. I still love the actual flight bit, but the rest of the experience is a great advert for the railways. Back in 1981 Jimmy Savile was claiming that <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd3NRr4SYiA">"This is the age of the train"</a>. No, Jim, <em><strong>this</strong></em> is the age of the train!Charles Novehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08534129017054877066noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4536744537371351245.post-28398452663684407572009-10-07T11:29:00.007+01:002009-10-09T14:06:44.965+01:00Back to the depotWell, the bus and I made it safely home after our Brides on a Bus adventure. All told, I drove 1647 miles in the two weeks. Undoubtedly the best shakedown our 30 year-old Leyland Titan has had in years! It blew the cobwebs away. A few other things came away too, but I was able to fix them with ingenious roadside repairs. I thought I was in trouble when a crucial nut-and-bolt assembly absented themselves from the front doors. The nut vanished, presumably onto the verge somewhere in the middle of the Cotswolds. How was I going to find a suitable spare? As luck would have it, I needed to look no further than the coach parked next to me. The friendly driver (and coach drivers in the UK are, in my experience, generally delightful chaps) grinned broadly as he opened one of the luggage lockers to reveal an enormous Spares box, brimming with nuts, bolts, washers etc. Within minutes, we were back in business.<br /><br /><p>Talking of coach matters, my eye was caught by this sign on the back of a vehicle on the M6</p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFewhS0fCsdqYFQfd6CU1vF2SefioY2HqpkoCiRmGykWmTtbTGeMCd_ccMpQ7TbebgCI48P-zsXhIjNxEkdHOHzoAMyq6kYiOf7iZu6JA9wlmDzO6rKdjElkd3yIAPWpozhAagmOIOYbwC/s1600-h/coach.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 316px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389809949333243026" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFewhS0fCsdqYFQfd6CU1vF2SefioY2HqpkoCiRmGykWmTtbTGeMCd_ccMpQ7TbebgCI48P-zsXhIjNxEkdHOHzoAMyq6kYiOf7iZu6JA9wlmDzO6rKdjElkd3yIAPWpozhAagmOIOYbwC/s400/coach.jpg" /></a><br /><p></p>In my previous post, I referred to the extraordinary Nove & van Day singing double act. Now that I'm back at base I can offer photographic evidence...<br /><br /><br /><br /><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyBRXrfFMNIEui-vtluUMNI9bzF-eAP0nPcoQW-EMtYt57U2d1xBM4wtm5CyPiI2pSSgZjnoJ3bf9iWe-fOhkf07H0onKTCPNNZMncMfa6JD7qZDnzeiEQ_SXo5Ib09k7OJwCvNT2nfLt1/s1600-h/cndvd1.JPG"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 258px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389805736907467218" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyBRXrfFMNIEui-vtluUMNI9bzF-eAP0nPcoQW-EMtYt57U2d1xBM4wtm5CyPiI2pSSgZjnoJ3bf9iWe-fOhkf07H0onKTCPNNZMncMfa6JD7qZDnzeiEQ_SXo5Ib09k7OJwCvNT2nfLt1/s400/cndvd1.JPG" /></a> A number of people have said we should go far. Very far. </p><p>So, there we are. Bus adventures over for the moment. Now it's back to the rest of my world, the studio, voice-overs and the radio broadcasting biz. Big changes to come at Radio 2 at the turn of the year, as Sir Terry Wogan retires from his breakfast show. People keep asking me what effect this will have on my work. I wish I knew! Right now, the search is on for a radio manager who remembers that I can do more than read the news. And when I find one, I hope we'll make sweet music together.<br /></p>Charles Novehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08534129017054877066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4536744537371351245.post-44431941081610070482009-09-26T17:37:00.003+01:002009-09-26T17:43:00.433+01:00Who were you with in the Bus Lane?As previously observed, doesn't life throw some amusing twists sometimes?<br /><br />The <em>Brides on a Bus</em> show is being presented by David van Day, he of <em>Dollar</em> fame in the 70s and 80s and, more recently, ITV's <em>I'm A Celebrity</em>.<br /><br />Passing some time on a long drive yesterday, David and I launched into an impromptu singalong at the front of the bus. The old Tommy Steele hit <em>Flash Bang Wallop What A Picture</em> was surprisingly fresh in both our minds, and we sang it with great gusto.<br /><br />It did make me smile. When I was a young DJ, playing Dollar songs on the radio, many moons ago, little could I have suspected that the next time I'd encounter David van Day would be at the front of a bus, with him dressed as my Clippie, me driving and the pair of us singing.<br /><br />Happy daze!Charles Novehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08534129017054877066noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4536744537371351245.post-24776760322819286782009-09-24T21:47:00.004+01:002009-09-26T17:36:56.358+01:00On the road again, againJust a quick update to say that we've made our way across the Severn to Cardiff (where the Brides on the Bus played a Touch Rugby tournament), and then onwards in a slow, steady, uphill haul, to the high ground of the Brecon Beacons. We're in the village of Bwlch (yes, that's how you spell it. Pron: Bull (as in the male cow) Ch (as in "loch"), with a stunning view of the leafy valleys below.<br /><br />Tomorrow, we aim for the Cotswolds town of Burford, Oxfordshire. More news to come, as the mystery tour continues...Charles Novehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08534129017054877066noreply@blogger.com0