I know, I know: the fact that you can't spell doesn't make you a bad person! Surely, though, if you're commissioning expensive graphics, you'd get someone to check?
Perhaps here the only available person was unavoidably detained on the Mezza....what?
That's enough dodgy signs for today, says my Nurse. Time for my medication.
But just time before I close to show you the entrance to an emporium in Hull. After scoffing in a cafe, I headed for the toilet. The signposted route led me past an array of freezers, interrupted only by this portal .....
And finally, top marks for honesty to the owners of this place in Glasgow:You can't say fairer than that!